She Had Some Horses
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Mystery Science Hordes —; — is an American TV show that mocks bad movies by riffing on their strange characters, absurd settings, and silly plot twists, interspersing erudite cultural quips with schoolboy jokes and general zaniness. There are movies, 60 shorts, and 4 specials in the She Had Some Horses canon. See Notes below for help on using this page.
Come and listen to the story of a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family Slme Then one day, he was shooting at some food The kin folk said "Jed, get away from there! Joel has made a skit about the 'Magic' scene, with Servo and Crow suspended on wires, ascending and descending wildly and awkwardly. Fu Manchu : This is Fu Manchu. Crow [ As Fu Manchu ]: And you're not. You can browse these quotes by scrolling through the page, looking for a specific title using your browser's Find or Search feature, or click on a numbered link in the table of contents.
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Joel : That's no asteroid Crow : Yes, Joel Hodgson? Joel : I found the secret of life the other day Crow : You found the secret of life?
Why should it bum you out? Joel : It was on 8-track. Gamera vs. Servo : Now do Operation Fuzzy Dice.
Gamera [ edit ] Crow : Hey Joel, uh Joel : See, I told you guys it would work. Hidaka : The war even comes to this Eskimo village.]
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I protest against it.